Please Stand By....

We are experiencing technical difficulties. It is not the fault of your computer but rather the fault of a virus so diabolical in its relentless pursuit of the annihilation of my family....

I digress,

I'm not dead, but close enough. My children have accumulated sufficient sick days from school to qualify for an all expense-paid repeat visit to their current grade classrooms next year...but, we shall overcome.

I shall return.